pplz:

bonerparty:

writer-a:

ericmortensen:

iPad vs. iPhone… fight! — Engadget
The only iPad photo I’l post today.  I couldn’t quite grasp the size difference.

I feel as though the game just changed. I’m sitting here typing on my 17” MacBook Pro and my iPhone is right next to me, and they’re both looking like rather clunky relics. I’m sure I’m overreacting, but that’s my current feeling.

do you KNOW how HARD its going to be to hold up one of those iPads with one hand? i’m talking about masturbating. its going to be difficult. see? i think things through.

GREAT POINT, my laptop stays open and aimed at me in the dead of night when my hands are busy. IS THERE A FUCKING “HOVERING OVER MY NAKED BODY AT THE PERFECT ANGLE WHILST I SPANK IT” APP? I DON’T THINK SO.

wow, that was a giant leap backwards!

pplz:

bonerparty:

writer-a:

ericmortensen:

iPad vs. iPhone… fight! — Engadget

The only iPad photo I’l post today.  I couldn’t quite grasp the size difference.

I feel as though the game just changed. I’m sitting here typing on my 17” MacBook Pro and my iPhone is right next to me, and they’re both looking like rather clunky relics. I’m sure I’m overreacting, but that’s my current feeling.

do you KNOW how HARD its going to be to hold up one of those iPads with one hand? i’m talking about masturbating. its going to be difficult. see? i think things through.

GREAT POINT, my laptop stays open and aimed at me in the dead of night when my hands are busy. IS THERE A FUCKING “HOVERING OVER MY NAKED BODY AT THE PERFECT ANGLE WHILST I SPANK IT” APP? I DON’T THINK SO.

wow, that was a giant leap backwards!

  1. coliwilso reblogged this from epic and added:
    most. valid. point. ever.
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  4. bradofarrell reblogged this from ronenreblogs and added:
    The idea of using an iPad optimized version of Google Reader (sitting on the sofa, casually!) makes my pussy so wet.
  5. katygaaav reblogged this from shwone and added:
    i’m using this reblog as a segue to say: the ipad is essentially an itouch from honey i shrunk (grew?) the kids.
  6. desireelynnmacina reblogged this from pplz and added:
    wow, that was a giant leap backwards!
  7. abbensalacup reblogged this from epic and added:
    wishlis— WANT list!
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  9. belatucadros reblogged this from littlemissslutshine and added:
    not sold on tablets yet. Need to find out what the boot time is on it. The ipod touch is pretty horrible as far as...
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  11. shwone reblogged this from epic and added:
    my thoughts exactly
  12. pplz reblogged this from epic and added:
    GREAT POINT, my laptop stays open and aimed at me in the dead of night when my hands are busy. IS THERE A FUCKING...
  13. krystalgomez reblogged this from ericmortensen
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  15. littlemissslutshine reblogged this from epic and added:
    Hahaha. I like the IDEA of this thing, but I dunno how I actually feel about it. My mum wants one, if she gets it I’ll...
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  17. writer-a reblogged this from epic and added:
    The one certainly I know is that mankind will always figure out a better way to masturbate. To that end, I’ve heard a...